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jenba
  • The Beach FL, US
  • 25 Female, Aquarius
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  • Member Since: 2007-04-27
  • Relationship Status: Single
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Children: Someday
  • Occupation: Cereal Killer

About Me:

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dynamite

I want that purple stuff.


jennifer:

Prankster

Professional doodler.

Terrible liar.

Goofball.

Observant.

Typical Aquarius. I'm creative, headstrong, quirky and inventive.

I'm pretty silly/crazy...I'm a spaz a lot so you might as well get used to it.

Addicted to sleep

Marine biology fanatic.

One with the force.

Allergic to alcohol... Seriously.

Decorated with 9 piercings & 1 tattoo.

Batman fanatic. I know more about Bruce Wayne than guys do. Boo ya.

Had an Australian Shepherd named "Karma" that was my best friend for 16 years. She died on August 22nd, 2005.

Currently have 4 furry kids: 2 cats; a Domestic Tabby [Meeko], a Maine Coon/Persian [Nemo], a Pit Bull/Beagle pup [Milo], and a Palomino/Dutch Rabbit [Ludo]. Bam bitches!

R.I.P [Fern] [Stitch] [Fievel] [Ferdinand] [Peetri] [Kozmo] R.I.P

Although I have a morbid curiousity when it comes to death, I don't handle it very well. Everytime one of my animals dies I completely lose my marbles :/

Hermit.

Cheeto lover.

A Disney kid.

Been a swimaholic since I was 5. I've practically got fins, Kevin Costner style.

Isaiah Stormy Tobias & Gabriel Scott Wade are the loves of my life.

If you don't like babies, you can just go suck a dick. Okay?

I'm brutally honest. But I'm not mean, I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking.

Enamored with Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, Christian Bale & Hugh Jackman. Oh and Thorsten Kaye, he's one hot &$*@!!.

Harry Potter is my bible.

Movie soundtracks are my drug.

Animals are my people.

I don't have freckles, I have connect-the-dots.

If I could switch bodies with anyone it would be Scarlett Johannson or Dita Von Teese. Skeet skeet!

My friends are the world to me.

Closet nerd. I don't wear glasses or snort, but I assure you I am one.

I ♥ h2O. Remember kids: a gallon a day keeps the STD's away.

Contrary to popular belief rock music isn't derived from satan, country music is.

I'm shy. So if I'm being obnoxiously loud and embarrassing around you, you should be flattered.

Greek Mythology=♥. Hercules baby!.

Slightly perverted. Not in the creepy, disturbing, I-need-therapy sense, I just find humor in inappropiate subjects

I despise driving.

I'm freakishy squeamish when it comes to eye balls. So don't put your contacts on in front of me. PLEASE.

I'm Pro-Life. Not a Republican.

Orange juice is my elixir of life.

I always wear flip flops.

I have a serious mental block when it comes to any type of math above basics. I either doodled in class or copied off other people's papers had my nose stuck in a Calvin & Hobbes book.

I'm a smart person. If I'm speaking about something it's because I know what I'm talking about, not because I feel the need to feed my ego.

I loathe China, Japan, and any other countries that brutally & needlessly murder marine aquatic animals.

People who type like illiterates infuriate me.

I have no time for the ignorant, arrogant, or incompetent.

Eternally pale

Winter makes me happy.

Do NOT tell me what I: said, thought, did, or heard. I will drop kick your all-assuming ass without hesitation.

I have a d.v.d disorder

I crave all things peanut butter.

I can't help but stare at myself in any reflective surfaces. Not because I'm vain or think I'm beautiful [Idon't], but because I'm always scrutinizing my appearance.

I stare off in space alot because I'm always thinking and lost in my head. I'm not ignoring you or in a bad mood, I'm just busy.

I'm a spiritual person but religion isn't a part of my life. I enjoy reading about them, I don't believe in them. The end.

I'm not a pessimist, I'm cynically hopeful.

Queen of useless information.

Far from perfect...but I'm the best person I can be. And for that, I'll never apologize. If I were to ever apologize for anything anyway.

"Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy."

-Voltaire



Your Star Wars Name and Title

Your Star Wars Name: Jengo Hapen

Your Star Wars Title: Nawche of Ammom

The Dark Side

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